stupid definitions on urban dictionary
any definition on urban dictionary where a word totally random or innocent can be turned into a slang for drugs/”body parts” or something during s-x (see examples).
santa claus – after copulation, a partner makes a mustache and/or beard with s-m-n on the other partner.
bubble – a females -ss, preferably big
carpet – the thick, knotted m-ss of pubic hair just north of the v-g-n-.
alaskan firedragon – when a man is just about to -j-c-l-t- while recieving oral s-x, he pushes down the woman’s head, leans in and says something shocking such as “i have herpes.” the woman will choke and try to pull back. the man then -j-c-l-t-s into the back of her throat while she is choking, forcing the s-m-n through her nostrils. this is similar to laughing while drinking milk.
all these are real stupid definitions on urban dictionary by the way.
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