Stupid Lettuce


to have a brain fart, do something utterly stupid. almost considered a -blonde moment-, for those non-blondies.

(really means stupid lauri)
lost my mind again, along with my keys…i’m such a stupid lettuce.

(hand gesture can be included for full effect.) i jest…

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