Stupid Monkey


a weed (marijuana) hang-over. when recovering from getting way too stoned or roofied, you say, “stupid monkey!” as an exclamation of how you feel, as if you are p-ssing the blame to a monkey instead of yourself.
oh man i got so stoned last night, i feel like sh-t now… stupid monkey!!

Read Also:

  • chain hang low

    let your necklace hang low from your neck do your chain hang low do it wobble to the flo do it shine in the light is it platinum, is it gold could you throw it over ya shoulda if ya hot, it make ya cold do your chain hang low a chain thats equal to […]

  • MickTheDog

    also known as mikey d, mikeydelicious, mickeydeadly. mickthedog is by far the most solid person to have walked the earth thus far. some say he is a distant relative of chuck norris. his triceps make bodybuilders cry like little girls. the mikey d-division is the most esteemed sporting division in all of world sport, however, […]

  • Mia Grace

    a cute, fat, ugly, and crazy puffer. she is extremely funny and is the best singer in the world. she is also the number one fan of lady gaga. i love mia grace, she is soooo cute!

  • nob ache

    a pain induced by either too much masturbation or via masturbating too many times in a 24 hour period. usually results in an enlarged glans that throbs red, and not in the usual good way – it hurts! 1) i w-nked so hard now i’ve got n-b ache. 2) i came so much, no i’ve […]

  • No Bananas

    australian slang means no worries, cool bananas, she’ll be right mate! if someone thanks you for a favour you would say: “no bananas!”


Disclaimer: Stupid Monkey definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.