Stupid Wife


a black hole that grows inside your life sucking in everything that ever mattered to you. without even knowing it, you lose your mind and feeling to this void of damages and pain.

like some monolithic creature from a lovecraft tale, it warps reality from the corners of love and time, to the shadows of hate and deceit. madness ensues and lays claim to your money, friends, family, and soul.

this is the danger of meeting a stupid wife, and the worst part is, that most men invite this deathly grip on normal happy life all on their own.
stupid wife comes into the house and yells about issues that no one gives a dam about but her and then yells at the house for existing while she still has d-ck and gin on the breath.

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