sturgeon face


the turning down of the corners of the lips to signify disdain, chagrin, or pensiveness; based loosely off the face of a sturgeon (a type of fish)

a typical response to disgusting or unfortunate news
math teacher: jimmy, the front office wants to see you. apparently your grandmother just died. also, you got an f on your calculus final.

jimmy: -sturgeon face-
1. the facial representation that mimics the natural look of the sturgeon fish. it applies to a wide range of emotions such as sadness, smugness, embarr-ssment, confusion, apathy, and deep concentration.

a) the corners of the mouth are turned downward into a large frown. movie villains are notorious for this look when a plan goes wrong.
kelly ruined all of our vacation pics with her stupid sturgeonface!

bill clinton invented the sturgeonface.

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