sturnip


1) when you get your d-ck (or strap-on) sucked after having it inside an -ss-hole.

– the phallus usually takes on a turnip-y-ish hue after this act….eat it veggie-b-tch
she is a vegetarian, so i offered that b-tch a sturnip

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