stvzo


german bicycle lighting standard written by non-cyclists designed to force cyclists to subject themselves to increased danger by requiring the use of sub-optimal bicycle lighting systems.
“dude, your lights suck, no one can see you coming and you just ran into a low hanging tree branch.”
“sorry, i have decided to comply with the stvzo standard which is much more important than seeing or being seen.”
“dude, dump the stvzo lights and buy a good light.”
“never, the german way is the only way.”

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