sub-ham, minus ham
a frequently occurring event wherein, something is inserted into the v-g-n- (a finger, a tongue, a gi joe doll, etc.) and something else is lost on the way out (a ring, a condom, a fake mustache, snake eyes’ kick -ss uzi, etc.).
d-mn, civilian, i was finger-banging kalea last night and i pulled a sub-ham, minus-ham and lost my cl-ss ring. i hope jostens refunds my money, yo, that sh-t had the chandler high wolf on it!
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