sub hands
when your forelimb extremities become deliciously pleasant-smelling after eating a big, juicy, and meaty submarine sandwich fully-loaded with toppings and dressings.
sub hands are often common to fat people, and individuals present with them are usually avoided by anorexic wh-r-s and gay dudes.
1) “i had a f-cking amazing lunch earlier at firehouse subs, but now i’m constantly catching myself sniffing my aromatic sub hands.”
2) girl: “rob is so s-xy, but he always has sub hands. it’s such a turn off.”
boy: “i couldn’t agree more with you.”
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