Subadoob
a special name given only to a special subaru vehicle, preferably a forrester. the vehicle can only be endowed with this name after faithfully serving its owner through good times and bad. situations that merit this t-tle include but aren’t limited to: escaping some threat such as police or angry mexicans, being found not guilty in a d.u.i case, annihilating a deer or other target and still drivable (and somewhat fresh), and/or serving as a location for various social activities such as smoking mad blunts or getting naked with girls. owner of a said subadoob frequently communicates with the vehicle, strokes and/or kisses the dash to show approval, and rewards it with nice detailing jobs and bg engine performance products. once a driver-subadoob relationship has formed, it will remain forever and the subadoob will only be p-ssed on to those worthy enough. if the driver decides to retain the vehicle during his/her later years in life and the spouse of the driver says, “get that piece of sh-t out of here, we need a new car,” the driver will happily drive his/her subadoob down to the city court house to file for divorce.
driver: “so this is my subadoob, i’m happy you two have finally met”
girlfriend: “you gave it a name? it doesn’t look all that special… let’s go get something to eat (steps in car)
driver: “hm… it’s not starting; i’ve never had this problem before… you must have upset it by saying it wasn’t special”
girlfriend: “real funny, maybe you should just consider buying a new car”
driver: “could you get out of the car for a moment?”
(girlfriend exits, car starts immediately)
driver: “ha, i knew it, my subadoob must think you’re no good for me, peace out b-tch” (peels off)
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