Subjaculated


the speaking of millions of subjects in one f-cking sentence. it’s just too much to follow in one sentence, so it’s like getting splurged on with the english language.

note: may cause temporary paralysis as you are getting mind f-cked.
person #1 “dude, did you know i like birds, computers, cars, phones, boats, planes, condoms, s-x, buildings, water, food, the color blue, and air?

person #2 “dude, you just subjaculated all over me and my mind is now f-cked.”

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