Submarine parent


parent who lurks beneath the surface but emerges unexpectedly just at the right time.
mike’s mom won’t leave him alone, she’s a real helicopter parent. unlike his dad, who gives him sp-ce unless stuff goes wrong.”

“i admit, i’m a submarine parent. my job as a parent is to have fun with my daughters while letting them explore and learn natural consequences. ” silvana clark

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