substitute person


a person that is only desired or wanted at their significant other’s conveinience.
from a quote by “claire” in the film elizabethtown

the significant other of the subst-tute person may not “have enough time” or “be too busy” for a relationship, or they may only be interested for the purpose of s-x, money, status, or general need of someone to talk to during times of stress. the subst-tute person generally won’t get the emotional fulfillment from the experience that he/she may crave, and will feel unimportant yet somehow will continue on out of hope.

this can only end in tears for the subst-tute person.
1. a person who is the replacement for a significant other, relative, or friend that isn’t around anymore.

2. derived from a quote by claire from elizabethtown.
“you and i have a special talent,” claire says to drew. “and i saw it immediately. we’re the subst-tute people. i’ve been the subst-tute person my whole life. i’m not an ellen a co-worker drew was into. i never wanted to be an ellen. and i’m not a cindy either…i like being alone too much. i mean, i’m with a guy who is married to his academic career. i rarely see him and i’m the subst-tute person there. i like it that way. it’s a lot less pressure.”

“since anne just broke up with joe, emily is joe’s subst-tute person.”

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