subtxt
the real intentions behind text messages. often confusing, and unintentional.
dude: she said “wat r u up 2”
dude 2: and?
dude: the subtxt says she wants to bang me.
dude 2: i don’t know…
dude: death of the author, dude. f-cking barthes.
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