suburban cougar
an urban cougar with modified standards. s-xy body from working out, proper nutrition, great clothes with a face younger than her age; has her own bank, and has cl-ss. never preys but descretely reveils availablity to socially equal men, that are significantly younger. p-sses off younger women when they wanna snag a guy who is great material. avoids all contact with men with ball caps, beer guts, and the need for bond money. doesn’t want anything that eats or sh-ts to be in her house for more than six hours. makes sure her boy toy leaves with everything he came with, but never with her key. lives with the one person she mosted wanted to – herself. s-xually exclusive is a requirement and gets tested, and may ask the same of her boy toy. doesn’t care what he does, as long as he doesn’t wander in unexpected or with an std. she is in her s-xual prime, owns great lingerie and heels and isn’t afraid to use them – even in the shower. she wants his phone # for a booty call not a well being check. she enjoys her life, family, and friends and quickly shuts out anyone who could interrupt that. the toy needs to exit with the same enthusiasm as he came in with, not linger as if it were an obligation, and have a tongue that can really kiss, eat p-ssy and the pierce, is a bonus. wants something with plenty of freaky that can really put it on her, will go away but comes on demand or own accord. out for her own.
“the way that last hook up ran my digits all the time, i could use me a suburban cougar next time out.
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