suburban infant


a person who is immature, and a puzzy chick or dude from the suburban parts of town. a cry baby. a mooch. an alcoholic. a name droper. a newb. a homie with no lyfe.

got a friend that drains your money and still lives with mommy and daddy? totallyyyy a suburban infant.

“friends don”t let friends be suburban infantz.”

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