suburban parking asshat
a form of degenerate idiot who pulls into a parallel parking spot front end first, in drive.
jim: holy sh-t, i see a spot!
mike: are you going to pull in front end first??
jim: yeah man, we are late for steak night™!
mike: you, sir, are a suburban parking -sshat.
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