Suburban Stuntman
a middle-aged man who thinks and acts as if they are a tough, b-ss–ss, rugged warrior when in fact they are living the mildest and safest possible lifestyle in a zero-crime suburban neighborhood, where the greatest danger is a bird p–ping on their car.
mark: “check out tom in his black jacked-up jeep, 3 day stubble beard, and mean glare. he looks like a cross between dirty harry and chuck norris on his way to a battle.”
steve: “out here? tom thinks he’s tough but he’s nothing more than a suburban stuntman. he won’t even drive in to the city.”
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