Suburban Teen Syndrome
the delusion of suburban teens that their life is horrible, their parents are evil, they are ent-tled to everything without any effort or hard work on their part, and that they are bad -sses that can “take” anyone.
suburban teen syndrome (sts):
teen 1:”my parents are like the worst! they took away my iphone 4 because i sent out like 10,000 texts. like seriously, it’s only 10,000 texts.”
teen 2: “really? oh-em-gee. it’s not like they have any idea what it’s like to have that many friends. and seriously, like they can’t afford it! whatevs”.
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