Suburban Turban
in the midst of oral s-x you proceed to duct tape your partner’s head to your genitals by wrapping duct tape around your b-ttocks and the back of their head simultaneously.
also known as: head-tape rape, guyana gagger, handyman’s special
randall: “yo, i gave rachael a suburban turban!!”
chris:…i love you man…
mom: hey, where is all the duct tape?!”
the towels that ladies wear on their heads after a shower. usually accompanied by a bathrobe.
look at meg rockin’ her suburban turban man.
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