Suburbanite

the most prevalent vermin in the usa, usually indigenous to the midwest. recognized by the following characteristics:

-pretending that they have lots of money, but are actually broke after spending it all trying to impress people with their mcmansions, suvs, etc.

-love of sh-tty chain “restaurants” such as applebee’s, chili’s, the olive garden, ihop, etc.

-severely lacking in social skills and intelligence, due to their refusal to interact with anyone other than their elementary/middle school cl-ssmates from 15-20 years ago.
suburbanite: ooh, i don’t like it in the city! i might get shot or mugged or something!

city dweller: stay the f-ck out, we don’t want you around here anyway!
the other material that will kill superman.
holy sh-t, lex, we’re out of kryptonite!! want me to throw a suburbanite at him??
worthless -ssholes who are brainwashed by the media and are think that they have great fullfilling lives that everyone dreams of even though they dont, even themselves. people who day dream all day about what they should have done and what they could have in another life. they tend to try to get away from the dull roar of suburban life with things such as vacations, theme parks, etc. with their whiny -ss annoying kids. they have sucky lives. word comes from the latin roots “sub” meaning below and “urbanite” meaning people who live in the city and have interesting lives ( “inferior to urbanites”)
look at those suburbanites, with their green lawns and ugly houses…what a boring life.
somebody who lives in the suburbs.
if you live in a small community, you are a suburbanite.
the second most prominent stereotype of americans next to hillbillys.

a person who believes in the freedom to annoy. if one decided to mow their lawn every 15 days instead of 10 then they’d get a nasty letter from the city council. they are more often of the conservative school of thought surprisingly, whilest somehow simultaneously perpetuating their frivolous zoning laws. they contest any and all bureaucratic processes that will allow any public building to be erected, thus creating a gridlock on social and economic progression. they cannot make any real choices in life like building a farm or becoming completely communilized in an urban setting.
a suburbanite will always get the shaft in an urbanite dominated media.

there will be no more suburbanites in america in 50 years due to a rise in reasonable thought and lack of corporate pandering to divide the country.
1. poor sad scared little person who never takes the time out to enjoy the diversity, excitement and establishments and atmosphere of a great city because they rush home in fear for their lives to their cloned “boxes” of cookie cutter houses the immediate 22 seconds after work.

2.a conceited, self-centered paranoiac who view themselves as so important that they -ssume that all city people automatically want to take the time out of their day to rob or shoot them at every city corner.
working guy:”hey dave, me and the guys are gonna head down to this great restaurant on 25th and madison after work, wanna come ?”

working suburbanite guy dave:”are you kidding me ? you guys can go down there and get shot,and get mugged and all of the above if you want to but i’m going to go home to the safety of my quiet boring street and be with my wife who i know is cheating on me with my neighbor because i can’t satisfy her but i pretend not to notice and my children who i know are doing drugs in the bas-m-nt but i ignore it and pretend i have the perfect family!”

working guy:”okay…you have fun with that
a person who does not live inside the city limits of boston, m-ss. many of them grew up in the suburbs or lived in the city until they were five then moved to the north or south sh-r- or some b-mf-ck town out on the pike. if you do not live in southie, mattapan, roslindale, westie, eastie, charlestown,downtown, dorchester, jp, hyde park, the north end, roxbury etc, you are a not from boston and therefore should stop saying you are from boston. many suburbanites come to boston on the weekend with their red sox hat and walk around like their the sh-t and act like they are from the city. they fail to realize that there are other parts of the city. people in the neighborhoods like dot and southie say we are from southie and dot not boston. many native bostonians despise these outsiders and fakes with a p-ssion. suburbanites don’t have the right to say they are from boston: they dont put up with the crime, shootings, high taxes, dirty streets, lack of parking sp-ces, increasing yuppies, traffic, homeless people etc.
me- “hey where ya from”
suburbanite- “i’m from boston”
me- “what part”
suburbanite- “i live in wellsley”
me- ” oh your one of those ignorant rich suburbanites who acts like they are from the city huh, please drop the act and kill yourself”