Subway Shakes


a term used to describe the sudden stalling of a customer’s fast food order due to fear or anxiety.
j-piz: hear about nervous nigel?
d-pow: nah, what was it this time?
j-piz: he froze when they asked if he wanted his sub “toasted”
d-pow: man, that kid needs to stop getting the subway shakes.

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