Subway Sloth Insertion
when you stick a 5 dollar foot long up your v-g-n-l tube, using it like a d-ld-. then your man eats the foot long while it’s in your v-g-n- and you have to finish it. then when the man finishes eating it you eat the woman out. after that you stick a six incher up the womans b-tt and you have to finish that and then eat the womans b-tt out. then you look for any loose pieces of lettuce by sticking your head up her b-tt or v-g-n-.
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