Subway Straight Jacket


when you are sitting between 2 people on the subway or bus and you cannot move your arms, like you are in a straight jacket.

inspired by stefon from sat-rday night live, who coined the term subway sleeping bag.
the train was packed this morning! 2 people sat beside me so i got stuck in such a subway straight jacket!

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