subway surf
to stand/balance on moving subway, much like one would on a surfboard, so as to not come into contact with any germ covered surface. the term “subway” may be used interchangably with any form of m-ss transit ie, bus, train, t, metro, tube.
rather than sit next to the homeless man, joe opted to subway surf.
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