subwayonnaise
as lunchtime approaches to the imp-ssive submarine sandwich enthusiast, he must gratify and alleviate himself from present hunger pains with his choice of meat, vegetable, and seasoning; all on 12 long inches of whole grain.
the enchantment of swallowing the first bite of deliciousness generates a most violent and perilous -rg-sm explosion, ultimately forcing the body to produce what’s known as “subwayonnaise: a dense mixture of of seamen, mayonnaise, meatb-lls, bubble gum, and swiss cheese.
chris- “holy sh-t jon, mike just housed a subway combo and i think he’s having a seizure.
jon- “nah, he’s fine, just stand back because this office is about to be f-cking covered in subwayonnaise.”
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