Success Stain


where you spill a little bitty of alcohol on the floor, carpet, ground, couch… it shows just how successful you are.
guy 1: d-mn i’m so hammered i just spilled half my beer on the carpet, dude!
guy 2: don’t worry about it man, it’s just a success stain!

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