Successful Poo


the act of going to the toilet and only having to wipe once, the pinnacle of restroom efficiency.

a term originally coined by siddhārtha gautama himself (buddha)
buddha – “a successful poo, requires but one section of toilet paper”

or

david attenborough – “now look closely, as this man’s faeces achieves the ultimate exits the r-ct-m with minimal collateral damage”

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