Suck a dick

the best way to quickly climb the corporate ladder.
“mister grant, i really need a promotion…you see my mother is dying and i can’t afford to…”
“suck a d-ck”
“what?”
-points to d-ck-
“suck a d-ck”
“oh…well if that’s what it takes…”
-sucks d-ck while crying inside-
when your girl is being a pain in the -ss you should tell her to do this. this is also a way for a girl to get something she wants. this method of swaying a mans judgement is almost 100% fool proof. the term may also be used to tell someone “no” instead of the always popular “f-ck you”.
girl 1: i asked scott to take me on a vacation and he said no.

girl 2: did you suck a d-ck?

girl 1 :no,i’ll give it a try though.

girl 2: you’ll be goin on vacation,trust me.

example 2

guy 1 : yo buddy, you think you can help me lift this heavy thing?

guy 2 : suck a d-ck, -sshole!
an exclamation; 1. can be used to show disappointment or surprise, 2. or as a retort (like f-ck you/off)
1.bob, “d-mn! someone keyed your car!” you,” suck-a-d-ck!”
2.bob, “i can’t believe you slept with that girl. she’s ugly!” you, “suck-a-d-ck!”
(verb/intensifier/onomatopoeia) 1) used in reference to, but not necessarily ordering, f-ll-t– in order to express extreme distaste or dissatisfaction with one’s self, others, or a situation.
2)used to sound funny as f-ck
guy1: dude, you missed 12 shots in a row. you suck.
guy2: i know…f-ck!…suckad-ck, yo, i quit.

guy: i’m bored…suckad-ck.

guy1: squirrelcorn.
guy2: suckad-ck.
a phrase that can only be used to physc-out a player during celebrity taboo.

tom:”who played in lethal weapon with mel gibson?”
rod: “suck-a-d-ck!!!!”
henry: “ummmmm….”
rod: “suck-a-d-ck!!!!!!!!!”
henery “ahhhh…uhhh..”
rod: “time up! you lose! i get the squirrel”
henery “sorry tom”
a phrase sed when you wanna get on sum1z nerves right when dey say sumtin jus say “suck a d-ck” and dey’ll shutup
guy: hey sup
guy2:suck a d-ck
guy:f-ck u
guy2:suck a d-ck
guy:ok