suck flute
a musical instrument a lady will play when she wants to make an exceptionally large purchase with her man’s credit card.
one day, she wanted a new louis vuitton handbag. that night, she played the suck flute for her man. she played it so well, she could have been a member of the new york symphony. the next day, she purchased the handbag with her man’s credit card.
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