suck me off with a condom on
when someone that thinks he is a bad -ss wants to get on his girl friend and he makes this whole elaborate plan to have his friends sneak up on him while he is having s-x, to show everyone that hes a “man”. when what is really happening is that he has his girlfriend suck him off with a condom on!! wow
you say it when something bad happens like-
aww sh-t suck me off with a condom on
when you pull up to a rich spoiled bast-rd and he wont have s-x cause hes a p-ssy so he throughs a condom out the window so it seems as if he had s-x but reall y his tiny t-tted girlfriend sucked him off with a condom on!!
aww sh-t, suck me off with a condom on
u say it when something bad happens
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