SUCK MONKEY
a woman (hopefully) whose sole reason for existence is sucking c-ck.
my girlfriend is a suck monkey.
a kiss -ss. boot licked. sycophante. a total suck up.
also: vampiric v-g-n-l tract
only a suck-monkey like you would give their b-tch boss a birthday card…
taken from invader zim, a suck monkey is any flavored frozen slush drink that can most commonly be bought in convenience stores.
brand names would be slurpee, slushy, icee, ect.
lets search the couch for change and then go get suck monkeys from the gas station!
a vampire
person 1 “hey jim see that guy over there?”
person 2 “yeah”
person 1 “he’s got to be a suck monkey”
a slang term used when one person is particularly p-ssed at another, usually after being pwn3ed in a video game.is used usually when the host’s parents are home and do not accept swearing.
sean:agh….you suck monkey…stop sp-wn camping
kyle:ahahahahaha…n00b
noun/verb/adjective. something is putrid, repugnant
i got an f, but the teacher is a suckmonkey. -or- you broke your arm? th is so suckmonkey
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