suck my fart
it’s sad that one should have to actually read what this statement entails, as it’s pretty straightforward…. “suck my fart” is a wish from a person that dislikes another to suck his or her fart. it could probably be incorporated in fetishistic s-xplay, if that’s your thing. barring that situation, this is inherently insulting, as it’s understood that no one would like to suck anyone else’s fart. it’s thought to be a wholly unpleasurable, and degrading experience. originally, it’s been utilized as a play on the old adage ” eat my dust”, or the take offered by the famous “flo” on the hit tv series “alice”: “kiss my grits”.
version one: “i hate you, so suck my fart”
version two “i love you, would you like to suck my fart?”
version three- “doctor, would you do me the kindness please and suck my fart outta my -ss, . my -n-s burns… it burns, doc! christ it burrrrrrrrrrns!!!!”
-this is a rare usage, but still holds true.
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