Suck you in
when males are too old to get tucked in then their wonderful wife or lover gives them some pre-bedtime oral pleasure.
her: “going to bed sweetie?”
him: “yep.”
her: “ok honey after i finish peeling this potato i’ll be up to suck you in”
him: smiles
her: smiles too
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