sucked cock to the top
a term used to describe the situation when a woman has a high ranking job within a coporation but doesnt seem intelligent or appropriate for the job. the woman may not have actually “sucked c-ck” to get to the top but otherwise obtained the job because of who she is instead of her actual performance and qualifications, but men dont like women having high-ranking jobs so will adopt the idea of sucking c-ck as the only way she could have got the job.
officeworker 1: “i just came out of a meeting with that b-tch of a marketing manager, and she doesnt know jacksh-t!”
officeworker 2: “she must of sucked c-ck to the top.”
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