suckford


a variation on stepford, referring to stepford wives, where something is bland and lifeless but at the same time has exciting s-xual advantages or is oddly a turn-on in a kinky sort of way

see stepford wife

alternatively, a small suburb of london where one can find such amenities as warm pints and hot knickers, often right next door

a suckford wife would be one who is robotic and soulless, but gives great s-x.

a suckford job would be one you hate, or is boring, but has great side benefits — for example, accountant at a strip club.

“we want to move out to suckford, out by humpshire”

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