sucks chuck


when something sucks so bad that if the situation were a person it would be willing to suck chuck norris’ d-ck despite the obvious risks to both health and safety.
dude 1: this game really sucks chuck.

can also be used to describe a lame bar, ugly people, bad tests, and parents. this list is not exhaustive.

not to be confused with the act of hurling chunks.

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