sucks donkey balls


really f-cking sucks. really.
waking up in the morning & realizing you’re out of coffee.
sucks donkey b-lls.

you breaking up with your boyfriend to date his younger brother.
sucks donkey b-lls for your ex. boo hoo.

your phone falling out of your pocket & into the toilet as you’re about to go pee (girls)
sucks donkey b-lls

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