sucks my butt


a phrase used

a) when a situation is so uncomfortable, you’d feel almost less awkward if someone was sucking your b-tt. granted, the b-tt would be the least favorable of places on a human body, any body actually, to suckle.

b) to express extreme distaste or misfortune in a situation.

c) to get people’s attention. (with such a profound remark, your hopes, desires, questions and concerns will all be met by this simple phrase.)
i just made out with my cousin and i don’t live in west virginia! sucks my b-tt!

sucks my b-tt! i couldn’t find the light switch in your bathroom and i really had to take a dump…where’s your broom?

frank: sucks my b-tt! i can’t find the chips!

hot chick: bbq?

hot chick 2: cheddar?

hot chick 3: salt & vinegar?

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