sucktex


a vortex of suck. when problems acc-mulate exponentially, drawing you down into a spiral of suck from which escape is difficult.
“seeing sting and his band at dodger’s stadium, waiting in a mile long line for beer, sitting next to a stinky guy and then fighting in the parking lot over who has been waiting longer, it’s like a vortex of suck, a sucktex.” or “i wanted to get a quick hot dog at this awesome place on 5th and vine, but i was drawn into a total sucktex of construction and pigs everywhere, so it ended up being far from quick.”

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