suctomer


1) a really bad customer, usually with “i’m always right” att-tude.
2) a sucker.
that suctomer of yours called back. she still wants free shipping to hong cong, and she’s being -n-l retentive about it.

i just sold him the car at 200% over market rate. heh, suctomers.
a customer who really, really sucks.

a customer who is not right.

someone who tries to scam an etsy seller.
“i had a suctomer who tried to claim that i didn’t send my product, even when i had a delivery confirmation, time and date stamp from the usps, and the package was insured. they were just trying to get something for free. effin’ suctomer”

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