Suethor
a suethor is an author of fan fiction that has the habbit of creating characters that are annoyingly perfect. suethors are usually between the ages of 11 and 16 who use terrible grammar, unreadable spelling and get highly offended when someone gives their story criticism. suethos seem to run most rampt in the harry potter and lord of the rings fandoms. suethors can be incredibly abbusive to those who don’t give the suethor’s stories glowing reviews and may go all caps if one makes any suggestions, accusing therm of flaming and trying to crush the suethor’s creativity. a suethor may suck her sock puppets on the accused person or simply send them nasty e-mails.
most popular harry potter mary sue of all time:
the american transfer student.
reviewer: um, look – your character is a total mary sue and there is allot of work that can be done to make the story more bearable, plausable and over-all, less sucky.
suethor: lyke omgwtfbbq!!!!111! u bettr stop trashin’ my charries cuz shez a badazz gurrl who cn kick ur azz! wtf are you doin’ acting like a total b-tch to me and my charries? go to h-ll, lyke omg!!! eleventyone!!
reviewer: …um, no….
the creator of a mary sue character.
a writer who creates perfect, w-ngsty, or unrealistically talented characters who have no real personality or depth and often become the center of a fanfiction or original fiction, ruining whatever the plot was, if there was one to begin with.
me: d-mn, this character is a major sue. i suggest you rethink the so-called ‘flaws’.
hint, hint: being allergic to sundaes with spiders and pink, radiated vegetables in them from the amazon at two o’clock in the afternoon is not a weakness.
suethor: omg!1!!11 ur so meen!!!1 i cnt blive u sed that! omgwtf!!!11 u nd ur rigting sux bich!!1111one
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