Suga momma
a splendidly wealthy woman, whose bank account attracts slews of men. often coming from daddy, a trust fund, or ex husband, these rich girls love spending their money.
suga momma’s are fun, extravagant, cl-ssy, and beautiful.
even more then spending on themselves, a suga momma loves to spoil others, just because she can. men can think they’re fooling a suga momma and using her, but she knows the games, and usually doesn’t care! a suga momma’s man is young, hot, and charming; so it’s a win-win. a suga momma doesn’t need him for his money, so she’ll keep the lucky few for what she gets in return. (happiness, s-xual satisfaction, laughter, pleasure, enjoyment) if you can keep your suga momma smiling, say goodbye to 9 to 5 stress, and welcome to the good life!
“yo, your girl has no common sense! she’s stupid. how do you even have a conversation with that airhead?”
“why would i care what she says anyways? i get to live at her crib, she gives good head daily, and i drive an escalade. all i gotta do is f-ck her, tell her i love her, then she pays for lots of sh-t.”
“d-mn! you’ve got it made. is that why you quit your job?”
“sure is! who needs to work when you got a suga momma?!”
noun: a female who provides the suga. providing s-xual favors of any kind to whom ever requests. a woman who really enjoys ejaculatory jucies from a p-n-s.
that girl with the fat -ss… yea she is my sugamomma.
i’m about to disrespect this girl, oh wait it’s just my sugamomma.
daaaamn that is a fine sugamomma.
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