sugar-free man candy
when you walk next to a good-looking guy in a public place to get people to think that he is your boyfriend.the “sugar” refers to commitment, therefore “sugar-free” means no commitment. especially satisfying when you do it and your ex is walking the other way.
“i saw jason on the street the other day. i had my sugar-free man candy. :d”
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