Sugar Plum Fairy
a sugar plum fairy is a person who gets so high on the abuseable substance of their choice that they begin p-ssing out freebies to everyone around them in the hopes of making them feel the same. generally applied to people on lsd or ecstacy.
jessica: “dude, take this h-t! you gotta see what i’m seeing!”
bryan: “no thanks. i’m broke this week.”
jessica: “i don’t care, just take it!”
bryan: “it must be good sh-t to turn you into such a sugar plum fairy!”
a straight, christian man, anywhere from 20 to 50, that behaves normally from january through november. however, as christmas gets closer, he gets so wrapped up in the holiday spirit he becomes increasingly effeminate, reaching maximum queer-ness the week of christmas. at that point he’s only a few egg nogs away from grabbing the karaoke mic and singing elton john and wham! all night long. but after christmas has p-ssed, he will deny any and all of his behavior for the past month or so, and build a thick macho facade to last through february, or until his friends stop teasing him.
steve: “dan, you’re such a sugar plum fairy.”
dan: “no i’m not, what makes you say that?”
jim: “dude, last year you got drunk and made out with the santa claus down at the mall!”
steve: “the best part was when he gave you his number.”
dan: “i hate you guys.”
one who cakes 2 the extreme
a: d-mnn he’s cakin.
b: he’s beyond cakin he’s cupcakin.
c: nahh he’s a sugar plum fairy.
a really attractive little mama who has had at least 2 children with 2 different men of 2 different races. oreo
oh my gosh, did you see that sugar plum fairy and her oreo babies??!?
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