suicide bomb
the act of deficating on your partner’s chest, then wiping them off with the pages of the koran…
i started to give my girlfriend a suicide bomb, but was afraid of the wrath of allah.
when you take a dump on a chicks chest, then proceed to wipe it up with pages of the koran.
i pulled a suicide bomb on that ho because she p-ssed out.
it’s when i sh-t on your chest, then wipe it up with pages that i ripped out of the koran.
motherf-ckin’ abu dhabi sand mooly gave my cousin a suicide bomb, he’s still alive though.
silently farting in a group of people, but unlike the cropdust where you fart and leave, the suicide bomber stays with the group and goes down with them.
i just suicide bombed those sk-nks that told us to f-ck off.
the opposite to a yager bomb
you have a gl-ss of yager, and a shot of red bull
jonno had 4 suicide bombs at that party…. he was pretty f–ked up.
when you call your parents to come to your room and start to furiously fap trying to c-m before she gets in the room. if you dont make it… your f-cked
when you call your parents to come to your room and start to furiously fap trying to c-m before she gets in the room. if you dont make it… your f-cked suicide bomb
suicide bomb. n. 1. the act of taking a sh-t on your parter’s chest, then proceeding to smack the q’uran on top of it to resemble an explosion.
guy 1: jenny p-ssed out last night, so kunal gave her a suicide bomb.
guy 2: no way, you got pictures?
guy 1: yeah, we gave her arabian goggles too.
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