Suicide Chump


an individual that attempts to commit suicide, as he realizes he/she is an idiot, but fails at his attempt, and ends up more self-conscious than ever.

marvelously depicted by musician frank zappa in his you are what you is alb-m.
-my friend was so depressed he decided to swallow a cyanide pill, but he mistook it for an aspirin.

-a suicide chump!

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