suicide silence

awesome band which -sshole scene kids seem to now like
real fan: have you heard the new suicide silence song?
scene -sshole: no but isn’t mitch’s hair smexy!
real fan: f-g scene kid
suicide silence-
is an american deathcore band from riverside, california, formed in 2002. the band consists of vocalist mitch lucker, guitarists chris garza and mark heylmun, drummer alex lopez and b-ssist dan kenny. since their inception, the band has released two full-length studio alb-ms, two eps, four music videos and won two awards.

the band is heavy, people will disagree because there signed because emo and scene kids buy there labels at stores like hot topic.
this is true. yet there a very suscsessful band, and there music is extremely hardcore and fun to listen to.
so called metal lover: have you herd tht sh-ty fake metal band “suicide silence”?

true metal head: well there makin more money then you. and has an -ss load more talent then you , get over it
f-cking greatest band ever. sickest lyrical content and s-xiest f-cking band members.
suicide silence is the greatest band ever.
i’ve deduced that if you think suicide silence is “br004l” or “the definition of death metal” you’ve just barley gotten into extreme metal, because this band is a piece of f-cking trash for those of us who’ve been listening to extreme metal for years. the artwork is lifeless- and in black and white inside the jewel case. the production is dismal and blotchy all over. the music quality is tedious and repet-tive and the lyrics are as cliché as your daddy’s sagging left nut. i dont have anything against ‘deathcore’ though the term itself doesnt exist- it was made up by a bunch of bored 13 year olds huffing on computer cleaner- because there are some talents out there. but this is soggy, overblown heavy metal that is so boring and directionless that it isnt even worth trying to cl-ssify.
man #1: dude, suicide silence’s no time to bleed debuted at number 36 on the billboard 200 charts?!

man #2: yeah, if they go gold or platinum, i might just quit the industry altogether
“suicide silence” term used when someone wins by default. also used when someone gets lucky. also used when someone sells out. also used when someone with no talent gets ahead by being as cliche as possible.
dude, they got lucky the good bands car broke down, otherwise they wouldnt have had a crowd. they pulled a suicide silence on that one.
suicide silence is what happens when a record label signs a bunch kids who haven’t the slightest idea what to do with a musical instrument.
for some reason, i keep giving this band a chance… partly for because of it’s cult-like following, partly because some of the most amazing musicians i’ve heard were not an easy listen at first.

time and time again, i’ve come to realize suicide silence is noise pollution.

how about a little musicianship with your deathcore?
an overrated and inadequate wanna-be death metal band from riverside, california. riding high on the whole “hot topic” idea of embracing heavy bands. the sad thing is, there are insanely talanted and worthy metal bands out there, but suicide silence got signed because scene kids buy their shirts for their logo and the word ‘suicide’. weak vocals, sluggish guitar word, and fake blastbeats.
punk kid: dude, i f-cking hate death metal.
metal head: its because you heard suicide silence.