Suit of Armor


for this one, your gonna need five girls. first, you fist one, as far as you, then you fist the other one and as far you can, then you proceed to ram your foot into one of they p-ssy, then you do the same to the other girl. so by this point you should have four writhing females and each limb. and to put the icing on the cake, you shove your head (not your d-ck head, your actual head) into her v-g-n-. you should now be prepared to head into battle.
warning: m-ssive bleeding may occur.
griff, being the piimp that he is, managed to get five chicks and he totally suit of armored them.

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