Sulfur Burps
terrible indigestion caused by bad food; particularly cafeteria eggs. foul belches, reeking of sulfur, taste and smell as if the emitter had eaten a few handfuls of match heads. radius of the stench from the emitter ranges anywhere between 20-100 feet, with a dissipation time of about 20-30 minutes (depending on the surrounding environment- longer dissipation time indoors and near fabric). sulfur burps works it’s way down the digestive tract, resulting in sulfur farts, before clearing up over the course of 1-3 days. sulfur farts typically occur simultaneously with sulfur burps, so the end of this affliction is doubly wretched and embarr-ssing.
jane- “i heard chris burp in the breakroom and now it smells like h-ll in there!”
tom- “yeah. he came down with a bad case of the sulfur burps…”
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